Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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