Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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