dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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