i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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