i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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