at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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