i permit you to call me
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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