His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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