She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I wish you could order shots online.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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