I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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