Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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