Already got asked if we're dating
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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