If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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