Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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