Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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