just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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