Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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