i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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