I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
