hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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