Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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