Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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