So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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