He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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