i think my tv is drunk
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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