all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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