he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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