remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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