well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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