do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
