why didn't you poke me back
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
sex in a hospital.. check
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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