Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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