I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
it glows. i had to have it.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
FUCK WHALES
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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