Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
What a dumb baby whore.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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