I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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