She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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