Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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