i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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