I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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