I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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