Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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