I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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