never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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