I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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