All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
do herpes really smell.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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