I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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