Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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