I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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