You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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