no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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