Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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