he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We left an ass print on the piano.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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