I'm lost and stupid without you.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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