I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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