I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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