4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My cat gives me a boner
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
