piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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