you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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