So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Shame - the story of my life.
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