Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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